if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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