I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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