Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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