porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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