I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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