Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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