why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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