shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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