why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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