just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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