yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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