other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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