i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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