So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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