I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Randomize
