O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We need to get me chipped asap
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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