Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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