Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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