brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Nicole vs. Life
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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