Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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