Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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