I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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