Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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