she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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