I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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