I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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