I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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