I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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