My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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