Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I need moral support for this bender
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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