i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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