if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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