If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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