i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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