i just google imaged poop.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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