Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
barbara walters just said penis...
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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