Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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