Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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