I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Randomize
