i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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