He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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