my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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