But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I pour the whiskey from now on
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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