The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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