So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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