HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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