You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
