this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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