We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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