so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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