I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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